How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.