How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.