What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's