Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement