Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."