Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."