John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

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