John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Kodak Film Jokes More Kodak Film Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Tart Jokes More Tart Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.