John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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An ice Kareem clone

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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They both came in a yellow box

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They both capture that special moment

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Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.