Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird