Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)