Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

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What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement