Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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