What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode