What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.