What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

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