What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.