What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.