What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...