How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.