How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.