How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

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Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know