How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know