What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What is 17x19?

36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."