What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What is 17x19?

36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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