36 Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What is 17x19?

36" "That's not even close!" "But it was quick!"

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

What does 36+16 equal to?

A prison sentence.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D