What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What goes faster from 100 to 0, an asteroid hitting the Earth or this thread's upvote %?

Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!