Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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A screwdriver

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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He can't even last a femtosecond!

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A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest