Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!