Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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I just need some space."

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Awarewolf

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.