Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest