Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!