Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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There's no accounting for taste.

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.