How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony