How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !