How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make