How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)