Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.