Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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I believe I can fry.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.