Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.