What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.