A nun falling down the stairs
Nun.
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
Itstumbled.
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Because he took the stairs.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.