How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.