How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."