Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.