Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!