Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons