Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.