What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.