What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training