What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training