What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.