How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang