How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.