How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport