How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!