God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
She became salty.
Because it'd Krampus style.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Because God hates fags.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
The planes were stalin.
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
He was already suspended.
