God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
My wife."
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
A drone
Chernobyl fallout
Bar tender
Cheesus
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
For the watch .
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
Pitch for every airport
In a high pressure cell
They can't reflect on what they've done.