God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
TUH KEELLUHHH!!!
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
They have the gift of tongues...
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Cheesus
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Just waiting for Ronaldo"
The planes kept Stalin.
because it provides cavity protection
God does not punish twice.
He was already suspended.