Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.