Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.