Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.