Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.