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I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
White children get immense joy after tearing one open
They have the gift of tongues...
AIDS
At Toys We Is
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
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HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Damn, I burnt one...
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
He dented his tooth
Awkward.
They don't know the words.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Avo, CA does.
He's been underground for five years now.
