Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.