What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.