What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.