What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.