What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.