Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.