Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.