Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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Plane.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.