Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Crimea a river

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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You look for the fresh prints!

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It's only a weem away.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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They're both expatriots (expatriates).

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he was on a watch list...

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.