Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In