Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.