Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.