Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.