Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.