Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.