Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.