Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.