Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!