Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!