Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"