Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!