What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)