What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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This is baaaad.

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Big holes all over Australia!

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A woolly jumper.

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A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)