What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!