What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!