What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!