What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Previous Random Joke Next

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.