What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!