What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."