Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!