Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!