Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.