Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.