Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.