Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)