What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea