Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale