Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.