He didn't want to be a hot dog!
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
A cognac
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Mustuuurd
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.