Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!