Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black