What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "