You want flies with that?
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Does anyone have a charger I could use "
I don't know
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Hit the road, Jack.
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
I don't have 2020 vision.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
He knows a lot about black holes
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Isn't this using the internet backwards
A Beemer.
Shoot myself
A bad birch.
The Chargers.
Everyone got swine flu
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.