How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!