How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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People that would use said word can't read.