How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.