Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !