Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....