Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.