How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."