How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Char-Jar Binks

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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OH SNaP!

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."