How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."