How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."