How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."