How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."