What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !