What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter