What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !