What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !