What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.