What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.