Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack