Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of JD Salingers?

A Humble Hindi Bundle.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.