Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."