Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."