Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an interracial dwarf actor?

A half cast

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry