Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Previous Random Joke Next

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :