Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.