Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"