Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.