Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.