Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.