What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!