What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.