What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.