What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh