What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.