What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume