What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.