What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.