What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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A Rastapartying

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A transparent

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume