What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume