What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.