What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.