What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.