Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!