Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.