Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.