Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

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Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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Toast is brown on both sides.

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It would only admit one.

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